Embrace the paradox of high-pressure mornings with a humorous twist. Our "Functioning on Coffee and Anxiety" tee captures the reality of pushing through the day with a little bit of caffeine and a whole lot of chaos. This premium unisex jersey short sleeve tee blends comfort, luxury, and a sense of humor, making it a must-have for those who laugh at life's ironies while staying chic.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed to drape flawlessly on all body types. Whether you’re off to a coffee date or an impromptu meeting, this tee serves as a bold statement of modern-day resilience. Featuring a minimalist yet impactful print, it’s perfect for the luxury-loving, self-aware individual who’s unafraid to be real about the daily struggle.

Step out in style, make a statement, and show that you can face the day’s challenges with a smile (and a double shot of espresso). It’s more than just a tee; it’s a declaration that you’re thriving, even if it's fueled by a bit of caffeine and some good old anxiety.